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houses his/her mindless musings and lovely rantings.
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Andy You're obviously permitted to have a look around, but of course, itchy fingers aren't entertained - so don't take what's not yours. ;)
twenty/20
1st July 1991
CANCER
MALE
NPCC
Cadet Inspector
1A01, 2A03, 3A07
Temesak Polytechinc
Business School
Accounting and Finance
Past:
Siglap Secondary School
1E3,2E4,3E1,4E5
NPCC: SSGT
JOKES ......
Saturday, October 28, 2006 @ 4:29 PM
(Chinese Version)Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi di shang shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang
(English Version)
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown
(Singlish (Phua Chu Kang) Version)
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home...
(Ah-Beng Version)
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
BS While Lau Sai
(Latest Reservist Army Version)
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
Thinking About Exercise(reservist mobilization)
Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breathe)
Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows)
(Osama version)
No friend at my side
Think think Bush will fight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time don't know when will die ?
(Bush version)
Can't sleep since that night
Think think where he hide ?
Bomb bomb friends will say I pai
No choice ask them go fly kite
Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with...... "1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw out. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1".
This person went to a coffee shop with his friends for a drink.
One peculiar habit of this friend is that he doesn't drink any beverage with Milk.
He approached the counter and the uncle there asked him in hokkien,'lee ai, lim, see mee?' (What do you want to drink?)
Not knowing that " teh-o " (means tea without milk), my friend said rather
slowly,"TEH...MAI...LOK...GU...NI " (tea , don't put milk).
And......guess what he got??
He got all the 3 types of drink!
"teh", "milo " and "milk". And the worst thing was all these 3 types of beverages contain MILK!
Last day of school
Thursday, October 26, 2006 @ 2:59 PM
today is the last day of school......so sad
3E1~06 have to be split
why must they do this leh????
haiyo so sian ......
what to do????
cannot protest
then worst still
next year's classroom still remain
at 3rd level
we are SEC 4 next year
graduating class
why still at 3rd level
then the SEC 3 ~07
will go to the 4th level
THAT'S NOT FAIR
although LIFE IS NEVER FAIR
but the 3rd level is too noisy
4th level is so much quieter ......
then 3E1~06 will be known as 4E5~07
like got no link
but what Miss Yong says
it doesn't matter what class are we named
the most important thing is to
SCORE WELL FOR 'O' LEVEL at 2007
That should be the MAIN AIM ......
agree 100% ......
Today's activities end fast
and the days to exam is shorter as time goes by
as it is the last day of school
memories come 1st......
'NPCC'
taken during use your
hand's campaign
school's toilet
childish boys playing
boys again
outside school
what are they doing??
can you guess??
who are they????
photos are meant to keep
memories are meant to remember..........
VIVO CITY
Tuesday, October 24, 2006 @ 10:41 AM
Today we went to vivo ..........yong seng, shi ming and me
nigel never go cause he got dental appoinment
so sad right :(
but never mind we did enjoyed there
enjoy and tiring........ :)
the place was extremely big
bigger than suntec ......
started shopping
went to watch CDs,clothes and ect
but nearly lost ....
and there were a lot of people
even during weekdays
i can't imagine during weekends
public holidays or even school holidays
haha ..........
but still found something to eat
and bought new pair of jeans
and a new shirt........
we eat here loh
then we have our artist
TYS to show his talent......
but i think this is the best
never take much pics
but still got some ......
WONDERFUL MEMORIES OF 3E1-2006 !!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, October 17, 2006 @ 8:49 PM
Finally it is our FATE
whether to remain in 4E1 or
go to 4E2 in 2007
before our fate is decided
photographs are taken as memories !!!!!
this picture has many wonderful memories (3E1 -06)
HANDSOME GUYS AND PRETTY GIRLS FROM OUR CLASS:
Girls' gang
boys gang NPCC and basketball
NPCC and Basketball Boy's Gang
very sian ......
Thursday, October 12, 2006 @ 10:34 AM
finally exam finish already ........after 3 weeks of hard work
finally paid off ........
then now at home nothing to do
cannot possibly rot at home?????
then how
file in all the worksheets loh
all my subjects file can
fight with the dicitionary
already ........
very thick
especially A and E maths
a lot of worksheets
but they are useful ........
results can know next week
wow so fast
i think next monday ........
good results or bad result
good mood or bad mood
will depend on next week .......
wish all good LUCK !!!!!!!!
score well for exams ......