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twenty/20
1st July 1991
CANCER
MALE
NPCC
Cadet Inspector
1A01, 2A03, 3A07
Temesak Polytechinc
Business School
Accounting and Finance
Past:
Siglap Secondary School
1E3,2E4,3E1,4E5
NPCC: SSGT
PICTURES in BINTAN
Monday, November 27, 2006 @ 12:33 PM
PICTURES TIME:
BINTAN TRIP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ 10:09 AM
Just came back from Bintan yesterday
went with SSS NPCC and NCC and Dunearn NPCC
trip is from 24, 25, 26 November 2006
tried a lot of activities .......
they are :
1. flying fox into the water (sec 3 camp more exciting)
2. boom netting (very FUN....)
3. tree climbing
4. archery (very FUN....)
5. kayaking (arm muscle and must coordinate)
6. blood donation (to BINTAN mosquitoes)
let's talk about 1st day:
we reached school at 10.00 am
but left school at 12pm
cause had some delay in school
then reached Tanah Merah Ferry Terminal at 1.00 plus
but got a bit dizzy when board 'Falcon'
then very lousy loh
but later we went up ... it was much better......
scenery also better
but something bad happened....
it rained........ sian
but stopped later
then can have fun again.....
reached bintan
we took the bus ride to Loola Resort
bus ride was about 1 hour...
what can we do leh..
of course sleep loh
not too bad lah the bus
although got no air-corn
but we used to it liao...
then on the way
saw many traffic jams
after we reached Loola Resort at about 4pm (s'pore time)
we were astonished !!!!!!!!
cause not like what we expected
and saw in the internet....
then complains go again......
not us only but all....
then later the girls were been placed
in the "BUNGALOWS"
then the guys in the tent with NCC
we carried with our 1st activity
tree climbing....
this is their kampong life
later tried archery
this is very FUN....
really must try..
then later sky turned dark
have to stop all activities
and start dinner
the food there is not bad
of course better then maggie.......
haha...... hehe.....
then later wash up....
the toilet is clean... dun worry
then later we were told to sleep in the bungalow
then tomorrow NCC will switch with us....
during our free time
of course talk and play and joke around
later got called by TOs ---- Mr Azam and Mr Haniff
sir tian siang said that they got something to say
cause they heard complains by us
saying that the activities not scheduled
and not fun....
went with SSS NPCC and NCC and Dunearn NPCC
trip is from 24, 25, 26 November 2006
tried a lot of activities .......
they are :
1. flying fox into the water (sec 3 camp more exciting)
2. boom netting (very FUN....)
3. tree climbing
4. archery (very FUN....)
5. kayaking (arm muscle and must coordinate)
6. blood donation (to BINTAN mosquitoes)
let's talk about 1st day:
we reached school at 10.00 am
but left school at 12pm
cause had some delay in school
then reached Tanah Merah Ferry Terminal at 1.00 plus
but got a bit dizzy when board 'Falcon'
then very lousy loh
but later we went up ... it was much better......
scenery also better
but something bad happened....
it rained........ sian
but stopped later
then can have fun again.....
reached bintan
we took the bus ride to Loola Resort
bus ride was about 1 hour...
what can we do leh..
of course sleep loh
not too bad lah the bus
although got no air-corn
but we used to it liao...
then on the way
saw many traffic jams
after we reached Loola Resort at about 4pm (s'pore time)
we were astonished !!!!!!!!
cause not like what we expected
and saw in the internet....
then complains go again......
not us only but all....
then later the girls were been placed
in the "BUNGALOWS"
then the guys in the tent with NCC
we carried with our 1st activity
tree climbing....
this is their kampong life
later tried archery
this is very FUN....
really must try..
then later sky turned dark
have to stop all activities
and start dinner
the food there is not bad
of course better then maggie.......
haha...... hehe.....
then later wash up....
the toilet is clean... dun worry
then later we were told to sleep in the bungalow
then tomorrow NCC will switch with us....
during our free time
of course talk and play and joke around
later got called by TOs ---- Mr Azam and Mr Haniff
sir tian siang said that they got something to say
cause they heard complains by us
saying that the activities not scheduled
and not fun....
then got ice breaking games
the joethy very sway loh
cause keep saboing people
then she herself gena 2 times
haha...hehe....
then "i ask my love"
i gena loh with the cat
and some other people lah
2nd day:
start off with morning PT led by NCC
then later wash up and breakfast
then we play around with TOs
and had really great fun
now the exciting part comes by....
we had flying fox into water
this is really fun...
later tried playing in water
this is what we call
childish NCOs but we really enjoyed
after which is kayaking
regretted not trying at SEC 3 ATC......
we kayak for about 30 mins
then reached a ship and
continued with boom netting
this is also very fun
but later need to kayak back
so tired cause need to use a lot of arm power
and very difficult cause low tide
high tide is easier
then of course very dirty
then lucky after that no activities
only wash up
and campfire at night
so after we bath
again play with TOs loh
they seemed to be very happy on the second day
then campfire ended very fast....
and after that
there are shows conducted by TYS and Joethy
TYS: pole dance
joethy: singing
haha.... hehe....
then we all also very happy ....
later got firefly hunt
pathetic hunt only 1 firefly
but at least can see
this camp so leisure
can wear slippers .. haha
3rd day:
going home already very happy
then who knows rain heavily
i think yesterday never rain cause got
wet activities
then rain like shit on the last day
but never mind lah
cause going home already
very happy
but a bit miss bintan (loola)
cause very FUN......
although very TIRING....
then really enjoyed ourselves ......
JOKES ......
Thursday, November 23, 2006 @ 4:28 PM
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut Geylang. May I have your..."Customer : "Haloo, arh...can I orler huh..."
Operator : "Can I have your Future Card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's arh..., hold on prease, arh... S6102-0499-54610FC"
Operator : "OK... you're... Tan Ah Beng alias 'Or Kwee Tao' and you're calling from 17-D
Lorong 14, Geylang. Your home number is 6782 8828,your office 6782 8838
and your mobile is 96828848. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
Customer: "Home lah! Wah Lan...How you get all my phone lumbers, arh?"
Operator : "We are connected to the 'FutureCard' system Sir"
Customer: "OK lah, okay lah...Can I orler your Seafood Pisar..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "Why....Cannot arh?"
Operator : "According to your latest medical records, you have high blood pressure and
even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?...Wah Lan!....medical lecords also hab... you lecommend lah?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "Wah...How you know I like Hokkien mee,arh?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes"from the National
Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK...OK...Buay Ta Han liow... I give up... Gif me three family sized ones
then, how much arh?
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $45..."
Customer: "I pay by FutureCard...Can or Not ?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and
you're owing your bank $6720.55- since October last year"
Customer: "Karn Nee Neh!... Everything also know...chiat lat!"
Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir.
Customer: "Okay lah... I run to ATM and withdraw some cash before you come my house
lor"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on
machine withdrawal today... with the latest withdrawal of $250 for 4D and
TOTO at 2.46pm"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I borrow money from my Ah Mah. How long
arh?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect
it on your motorcycle... it'll be ready in 15 mins and you are only 5 mins
away"
Customer: "Where got transport?"
Operator : "According to the details in your FutureCard", you own a Honda Scooter,...
registration number FE 3288..."
Customer: "Karn Nee Neh!"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were
convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"
Customer: [Speechless and calms down after being reminded of the brush with the law]
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... still got stock of that 3 free bottles of cola as
advertised or not?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic... "
Customer: [ Heard cursing away as he slams down the phone and telling his family he is
going to the Hawker Centre to 'Tar Pow'
PK continue
Saturday, November 18, 2006 @ 10:34 AM
let me continue from yesterdaytoo tired then cannot think ....
haha...hehe....
not only cadets from our school
other school cadets
all sleeping .....
(cannot tale lah .. later get scolding)
then the stupid FAT CI
very irritating....
keep saying :
1) this is not your father's place
2) this is not your place
3) this is not my pace
4) why do you all always need to get scolding from CI
4) take your initative
6) the CIs here are not your maid
7) i am sensitive to the "shh..."
8) i don't want to see the smiley face on you when i am talking
and many more .....
then cannot remember already ....
cause too IRRITATING
then we also hack what he saying lah
cause treat him like singing......
then i feel like telling him off man:
who u think u are......
we are also not your maid....
u eat already also throw there
then expect us to throw for u is it??
then the face is ours.. why can't we smile
i know it's rude but his actions..........
he like got mood swing.... very lame loh
lucky he not our AREA or school CI
orelse .... SWAY.....
so HENG loh
haha...hehe...
i think that's the end of PK and HFS......
get ready to take the badge
[dun noe whether can pass a not????]
PK (Police Knowledge) Course
Friday, November 17, 2006 @ 9:08 PM
finally back to blog
cause these few days nothing to blog
but today is different
cause PK has finally ended......
started on 16 then end at 17
GO back to HTA
where memories about 6-7 months back
attended Police Day Parade 2006 (PDP)
that time also just start training
but now 7 months has passed
WOW .... so happy and sad
cause this course might be BORING man
AT least it is FUN
cause today
we all sat at the back and kept laughing
me..nigel..yong seng..jing ming.. si wei.. joethy
haha...hehe...
keep laughing
so that's why so happy
then also a bit slack....
then the CIs there very irritating
dun noe from what area and school
so IRRITATING ....
cause keep scolding us mah......
then we also hack lah..
also there are many other cadets hate those CIs also ....
haha....hehe...
that's good man....
cause they keep scolding us non-stop
say this say that...
like thay very good like that
all look like Ah Beng.. Ah Seng loh
then follow miss yong ....WCIs -- lian hui
so irritating .. cannot stand them man..
but at least 2 days earn 2 badges ....
haha...hehe...
such a good course right
earn PK and HFS (homefront secuirty)
so happy.......
then also today's LUNCH is the best
at least better then yesterday..
then the lecturer yesterday keep saying what???
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER ~quoted from SSGT lecturer (HTA)
we also had area competition
against all the other NPCC area
then of couse our AREA ....
AREA 8 is the best loh
we also learn how to say:
section XXX cap 224
or section XXX (1) XX
so fast end ...
i am going to miss the HARMONY HALL ......
then of course cannot forget pictures
inside drill shed (TYS hair .. NICE??)
inside drill shed
inside HARMONY HALL
NCOs with LECTURER (SSGT)
good lunch
NCOs sleeping ....
ought to be shot ....
haha ...
this is during break time
new pictures for NPCC NCOs
Wednesday, November 08, 2006 @ 10:31 PM
Again there is NPCC training todayi am doing muster parade
WOW.... the feeling is there again
same like last friday
about gaining confidence ...
the feeling is very great after doing these
then again the NCOs wil start to 'slack' again
haha ... hehe .....
but not today lah
cause there is campcraft training and PT
the tent pitched was a success i suppose
cause i think very good lah
deserve a clap for the NCOs and cadets
but why no games
so sian
then games day also coming soon ----- i think so lah
then i dun think we are also very prepared also
then how leh???
GOOD LUCK TO US THEN ......
How could we forget about our NCOs
what are they doing???
