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Andy
twenty/20
1st July 1991
CANCER
MALE
NPCC
Cadet Inspector
1A01, 2A03, 3A07
Temesak Polytechinc
Business School
Accounting and Finance
Past:
Siglap Secondary School
1E3,2E4,3E1,4E5
NPCC: SSGT
JOKES ......
Saturday, October 28, 2006 @ 4:29 PM

(Chinese Version)
Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi di shang shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang

(English Version)
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

(Singlish (Phua Chu Kang) Version)
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home...

(Ah-Beng Version)
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
BS While Lau Sai

(Latest Reservist Army Version)
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
Thinking About Exercise(reservist mobilization)
Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breathe)
Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows)

(Osama version)
No friend at my side
Think think Bush will fight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time don't know when will die ?

(Bush version)
Can't sleep since that night
Think think where he hide ?
Bomb bomb friends will say I pai
No choice ask them go fly kite


Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with...... "1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw out. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1".

This person went to a coffee shop with his friends for a drink.
One peculiar habit of this friend is that he doesn't drink any beverage with Milk.
He approached the counter and the uncle there asked him in hokkien,'lee ai, lim, see mee?' (What do you want to drink?)
Not knowing that " teh-o " (means tea without milk), my friend said rather
slowly,"TEH...MAI...LOK...GU...NI " (tea , don't put milk).
And......guess what he got??
He got all the 3 types of drink!
"teh", "milo " and "milk". And the worst thing was all these 3 types of beverages contain MILK!